Even as British Petroleum (BP) begins its latest attempt to stop the leaky well from gushing crude oil into the Gulf of Mexico, Senator John Kerry is assuring that there is no end in sight to oil drilling off U.S. coasts. At a recent media event sponsored by the Christian Science Monitor, Kerry admitted that the ongoing catastrophe in the Gulf may curtail climate change legislation he and Senator Joe Lieberman recently submitted, but he stressed that there is no way offshore drilling will end anytime soon.

The recent BP oil well explosion has turned offshore drilling into a political firestorm, burning a powerful group of supporters that includes President Obama and most Democrats in Congress, many of whom, including Obama, flipped on the issue in an apparent attempt to compromise with Republicans.
Nevertheless, Sen. Kerry pointed to the realism of the situation.
“Now, we are not going to stop drilling in the Gulf tomorrow, folks,” he said at the CSM meeting on Wednesday morning. “Let’s be realistic. There are 48,000 wells out there. One of them went sour. About 30 percent of our transportation fuel comes from the Gulf. You think Americans are going to suddenly stop driving to work tomorrow? Do you think people are going to stop driving the trucks to deliver the goods to the department stores? Not going to happen.”
I actually agree completely. Who wouldn’t? Nobody in their right mind expects all the oil rigs off our coasts to shut down tomorrow. What we want is a speedy transfer to alternative energy sources and a halt on expansion of offshore drilling. We want to curtail that “drill baby drill” mentality. Yes, 30 percent of our transportation fuel may come from the Gulf, but do we need to make that 40 percent?
Kerry tried to downplay the drilling expansion that he and other Democrats support. In reference to plans included in his climate bill, he noted that offshore drilling “isn’t realistically expanded in a significant way, because the only two states that will wind up with any expanded drilling, conceivably, are Alaska and the Gulf of Mexico.”
How the Gulf of Mexico became a state is a mystery to me, but I’m sure he meant to say Louisiana, Texas, Alabama, Mississippi and Florida, not to mention Mexico and the various Caribbean States. But putting humorous geographical gaffes aside, given the 48,000 wells already out there, perhaps any expansion in Alaska and the Gulf would be relatively small. But we are witnessing right now what can happen when just one well explodes, and how incredibly difficult it is to stop such a leak when it starts. The damages to wildlife and economy in the affected Gulf region are only beginning to be felt.
(Get a look at what will no doubt become a common story as the days progress in this CBS video on the “poisoning” of the Gulf of Mexico.)
Now, while Kerry is right that we must be realistic about ending offshore drilling, his downplay of drilling expansion is based on nothing but political weakness. Instead of pushing counterparts to pull expansion of offshore drilling off the table, Kerry apparently plans to just wait for the heat to die down and then stick in the bill like nothing ever happened. Like dozens of workers didn’t die. Like fish aren’t swimming through bubbles of crude oil. Like entire livelihoods in Gulf coast towns aren’t going to hell in an oil drum. And like it will never happen again.
But don’t worry, Kerry stressed that no new offshore drilling projects will go forward until Congress is assured that something like this will never happen again. Hmmm…I imagine the conversation going something like this:
Congress: “You guys have to promise that you can prevent this sort of thing from ever happening again.”
Oil Execs: “We promise.”
Congress: “Do you super-duper, super-super-duper promise?”
Oil Execs: “Of course!”
Congress: “Any evidence? Oh (blush), never mind, you don’t have to answer that…you just go for it!”
Oil Execs: “Now that’s our good boys.” (The faint scratch of checks being written is heard throughout the hall.)
Great work, folks.
Special thanks to Joe Mohr and his environmental editorial cartoons for the inspiration: Oil Cleanup for Dummies
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